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Ukusi ga baba


Ovo sam dobio na mail prije par tjedana. tekst je na srpskom

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12.12.2004. 20:24
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dakle evo, nastavak originalnog topica malo razbibrige...

We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams. World-losers and world-forsakers, Upon whom the pale moon gleams; Yet we are the movers and shakers, Of the world forever, it seems.
08.01.2008. 14:16
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Ukusi ga baba


da ga krstimo onda Smile


Psychedelic Healing?
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=psychedelic-healing&page=1

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08.01.2008. 14:30
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Which is the more important sense: sight or
sound? Those of us who spend our waking
lives working with audio have little doubt that
the aural dimensions of reality are more interesting than
the visual. And many in the video industry agree, if a little
backhandedly: One of the oft-repeated “truisms” heard
in video circles is “Television without picture is radio, but
television without sound is technical difficulties.” Not to
mention the variations on the end of that sentence floating
around, like “…furniture,” “…surveillance” or—my
favorite—“…unemployment.”
They all point to one thing: Grabbing the eyeballs may
be good for getting someone’s attention, but most of the
really important information coming from the television
set is going to your ears. By many measures, our hearing
is more acute than our sight: The range of our aural
perception (at least when we’re young) covers 10 octaves,
while our response to visible light barely covers one octave.
The dynamic range of the human ear is about 120
dB, and we can go from the lowest extreme of that range
to the highest pretty much instantaneously; the dynamic
range of the ocular system, taking into account both the
physical and chemical changes the eye undergoes to adjust
to varying light conditions—some of which can take
as long as several minutes—is a mere 60 dB.



kopirao sa Mixonline 12.07

a ono fora, ko bi rekao Smile

thinking about muuuuu ..
08.01.2008. 14:41
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can somebody please stop čozmik fart for being art?
08.01.2008. 15:11
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neko se fino poigrao s photoshopom...evo original fotke koja naravno ne lici nimalo na ljudsko lice

http://community.iexplore.com/photos/journal_photos/Machu_Pichu%20Overview%20(3).jpg

We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams. World-losers and world-forsakers, Upon whom the pale moon gleams; Yet we are the movers and shakers, Of the world forever, it seems.
08.01.2008. 16:06
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SY.... Ma jebanje u oko!!!


Kak ne! Gle, kad okrenes fotku....

Very Happy


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08.01.2008. 16:11
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Pa lici malo na junkija iz kvarta...

evo jos malo prirode sa dozom multinacionale....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Ny5BYc-Fs


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08.01.2008. 16:14
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@ratko - lik je car, pogle tu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMqftVhOuTw
 i tu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b694exl_oZo

http://community.iexplore.com/photos/journal_photos/Machu_Pichu%20Overview%20(3).jpg

neko se fino poigrao s photoshopom...evo original fotke koja naravno ne lici nimalo na ljudsko lice

ne, liči na židova ; )

(it IS funny)

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08.01.2008. 16:33
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 Very Happy cak briem da je gud film

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08.01.2008. 20:34
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neko se fino poigrao s photoshopom...evo original fotke koja naravno ne lici nimalo na ljudsko lice

http://community.iexplore.com/photos/journal_photos/Machu_Pichu%20Overview%20(3).jpg

liči

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08.01.2008. 23:50
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Evo za sve kokakola-mrsce. Very Happy Kazu vrijedan za pogledat dokumentarac. Ja jos nisam Mr. Green
Ne znam di bi najprilicnije bilo za stavit ovo, vjerojatno ovdje, moderatori ak oce nek premjeste.

Dispatches: Mark Thomas on Coca-Cola

NFO:
Dispatches: Mark Thomas on Coca-Cola
————
Behind-the-scenes investigation into a story yet to hit the headlines.
Political activist and journalist Mark Thomas investigates the way in
which Coca-Cola and its suppliers operate and the extent to which they
uphold moral and ethical obligations. Thomas travels to South America,
India and the US and finds evidence which undermines Coca-Cola’s image
as a force for good, and has caused a backlash from consumers around
the globe.

Note: Feel free to upload this elsewhere, but please include
this NFO and retain the original filenames. Thanks!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


DETAILS

Channel: Channel 4 @ 20:00, 2007/11/19
Original Airdate: N/A
Duration: ~48mins
File Size: 400MB
Source: PDTV
Audio: MP3 128kbps, 48KHz
Video: 2PASS XviD 624×352 , ~1026kbps

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Code:
RS:
http://rapidshare.com/files/72466675/Dispatches.Mark.Thomas.On.Coca.Cola.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/72467627/Dispatches.Mark.Thomas.On.Coca.Cola.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/72468965/Dispatches.Mark.Thomas.On.Coca.Cola.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/72469956/Dispatches.Mark.Thomas.On.Coca.Cola.part4.rar

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09.01.2008. 00:43
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kakvog je legalnog statusa taj video? da nam site5 ne sere zbog wareza.

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09.01.2008. 01:15
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kakvog je legalnog statusa taj video? da nam site5 ne sere zbog wareza.

Quote from: deimos
Note: Feel free to upload this elsewhere, but please include
this NFO and retain the original filenames. Thanks!

...a jednom sam htio plesati, kao što još nikada nisam plesao:
...htio sam plesati preko čitava neba...
09.01.2008. 07:35
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